Welcome to the World Wide Weird

The funny thing is if you listen to the news, everyone is getting twisted out of shape over the possibility of Bird Flu. Stories like these show we have much, much more to worry about.

Naked man orders coffee while masturbating
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Canadian Press Oct. 26, 2005 10:31 AM
WOODSTOCK, Ont. – A man who drove up to a Tim Hortons drive-thru while stark naked and masturbating has pleaded guilty to committing an indecent act, saying “fantasy” got the best of him. A female employee at the restaurant in nearby Thamesford took an order for a large coffee just past midnight on Oct. 3, prosecutor Michael Carnegie told court Tuesday. When the car pulled up to the window, the employee noticed a man alone in the vehicle, completely nude and masturbating, Carnegie said.

The man handed money to the employee with his unoccupied left hand, court heard. The employee wrote down the car’s licence plate number and called police. When the 38-year-old Woodstock man met with police after the incident, he admitted to doing “a bad thing” and suggested he did it “for the thrill,” court heard.

Joseph Priddle will be sentenced Dec. 6.

Warning – any comments with the word “cream” in them will be deleted. C’mon guys! I KNOW you can do better than that – Cap slog

Man Sprinkles Fecal Matter On Food At Dallas Store
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Oct 26, 2005 11:26 am US/Mountain MMV, CBS Broadcasting, Inc.
DALLAS A Dallas cab driver was on trial Tuesday, accused of creating a public health danger. Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh, 49, is on trial for allegedly throwing fecal matter on pastries at a Fiesta grocery store.

Police said they found a pile of human feces by his bed. He would dry it, either by microwave or just letting it sit out and grate it up with a cheese grater and then sprinkle it at the store, officials said.

Neither attorneys in the case is clear about a motive or why the defendant would resort to something so repulsive.Prosecutors will show a surveillance videotape of the defendant, which shows him sprinkling a substance on the food.The FBI arrested Nahidmobarekeh but turned the case over to local prosecutors after they determined it was not a national security issue.

Hic!

From Crikey

I hope that is diet soda in the jug next to this fella’s lunch. Though for the life of me I can’t see where the crash-helmet comes in. Maybe he doesn’t plan to tip!

Over on eBay, if you’re quick, you can get this invisibility cloak. Then again I guess there is no need to hurry; judging by the picture (above) I’m sure they have plenty to go around.

Described as a “cool Halloween costume” it has this by way of description:-

invisibility Cloak for sale
Size: Large
Material: 50% Cotton 50% Invisibilium(I think but the labels kind of hard to read)
Washing instructions: handwash only. Gets dirty very easily as it’s such a light colour, you don’t want to be walking around as a floating Fried Egg stain I’m sure!

Words fail me.

The Barbie Abu-Ghraib Set