He’s Baaaaaaack May 28, 2006
Posted by worldwideweird in Uncategorized.1 comment so far
Hi! What’s new? Any messages?
I apologise most humbly for my absence and take this oportunity to quash those scurrilous rumours that it had anything to do with the Witness Protection Scheme. I’m also reasonably sure I wasn’t abducted by aliens.
But this could easily have happened!
Man returns home after being lost for two days
Yeah I know, life doesn’t get more gripping than that does it?
Beechview man returned home Saturday saying he had spent two days in his car after getting lost near a stone quarry in Collier Township.
Oh the Humanity!
On Thursday, Rudolph Golling, 79, drove his white Hyundai Elantra to the military commissary at the U.S. Army’s Charles E. Kelly Support Facility in Oakdale. On his way home, Golling apparently made a wrong turn and drove about four miles on a dirt path into the woods. Golling said he slept in his car, honked the car horn for help and ate chocolate pudding. He went to look for help yesterday morning.
I always have copious supplies of pudding stored in my car for just such emergencies. Sometimes I think “If anything happens and I get lost for 2 days I have more than enough pudding to see me through.” And another thing, what else is the horn FOR unless it’s to announce to all and sundry that one is lost? Or dangerously low of pudding?
Golling, who has health problems, said he was found by a man on an all-terrain vehicle who took him to an office at the Collier Stone Co., 80 Noblestown Road, where he called his wife, Shirley. Collier Township police and paramedics found Golling there at 10:37 a.m. A county dispatcher said Golling and his family refused transport to a hospital.
