This Almost Had Me Worried March 18, 2007
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Phew, that’s a relief! As long as it’s only for research. Still – those giggling noises I hear when I go to spend a penny are getting quite annoying.
Underneath the Gaydar February 26, 2007
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Ipod Guy thinks I should have a look at my latest musical selections. He’s not sure they are gay enough. I disagree and would tell him so to his face if he wasn’t so gosh darn cute.
Seeing this story he assumed I’d be interested to know that over in the land of the long white cloud, radio listeners recently decided to give the sheep a break for just long enough in order to consider what they believe are the “gayest” track selections of all time.
The top ten came in as:-
1. A Deeper Love – Aretha Franklin
2. We Are Family – Sister Sledge
3. Free Gay & Happy – The Coming Out Crew
4. Somewhere Over The Rainbow – Judy Garland
5. I’m Too Sexy – Right Said Fred
6. Club Tropicana – Wham
7. Relax – Frankie Goes To Hollywood
8. It’s Raining Men – The Weather Girls
9. I Love The Nightlife – Alicia Bridges
10. You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) – Sylvester
Well, after looking at these songs, no-one is more surprised than me. You call THIS gay? C’mon – they aren’t even trying!!!
A quick check of Menu/Music/Playlists/CapSlogsFavs and I can suggest the following to out mince our NZ cousins.
Firstly, the above list is completely lacking in Glamrock. Play almost anything by The Sweet and before you know it you’ll be ready to take on TomKat in the Oprah Couch Jumping Stakes.
Next you HAVE to have Kenny Rogers. I mean anyone who can give you that wistful look while deciding to hold em or fold em is triple A in the Spankex pants department as far as I’m concerned. How the NZedders could have left him out is anyone’s guess.
It goes without saying Achy Breaky Heart will be mucho popular this Saturday night at the Gay Mardi Gras, so of course Billy Ray Cyrus gets the nod. Lyrically it simply does NOT get any better than:-
But if you tell my heart
my achy breaky heart,
he might blow up and kill this man.
No surprise to those in the know, but David Hasselhoff also makes my list. A look at Wikipedia reveals he’s released a bunch of songs, covering every genre from bad to very bad, awful, dreadful and the occasional please-give-me-something-to-pierce-my-eardrums-with. His (laughingly) entitled Best of must surely include titles such as You Are Everything, Everybody Sunshine, and of course the simply sublime – David. Strangely enough most of these were a big hit in Germany – but then so was Nazism. It’s time to push play and show the world that the Hof is all reich as far as gay music goes.
Lastly (face it – I could go on and on all night with this) I submit for your approval a class act that simply has to be top of every gay music list.
Um….. Huh? February 26, 2007
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Don’t believe me? Go and look for yourself. Don’t worry, I’ll still be here scratching my head asking no-one in particular “For the love of God WHY?????” when you get back.
This Just in: Alcohol turns Idiot Into Bigger Idiot February 16, 2007
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Well the actual headline was Man Attacks Shark but it’s the same thing.
An Eyre Peninsula man is the talk of the town after catching a bronze whaler shark in his hands and wrestling it up onto a jetty.
A tale of heroic bravery? No, just an idiot off his face.
Phillip Kerkhof from Louth Bay was at the local jetty when the 1.3-metre shark began chasing squid lures.
He says he climbed down a ladder and began to follow the shark in shallow water.
“I just snuck up behind him and eventually I went for the big grab and I fluked it and got him,” he said.
“He’s just thrashing around in the water but then he was starting to turn around and try to bite me and I thought ‘well, it’s amazing what vodka does’.”
Sounds like this guy is a future Darwin Contender. Soon maybe.
The only damage from the dangerous species was a bite mark to his jeans.
“It’s not something I’d recommend to do. When I sobered up I thought about it and I said, ‘I’m a bit of an idiot doing it’,” Mr Kerkhof said.
Yep! no argument from me
FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!!!! June 25, 2006
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BoingBoing report news of a new First Aid product that especially comes in handy on sundays.
Jesus Adhesive Bandages are described thusly-
Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn’t enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each 3-3/4″ tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3″ x 1″ adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.
Makes sense when you think about it. Everytime I smack my head into something I offer a quick prayer to “Jesus!”
Police 1 – Idiot 0 June 21, 2006
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World Cup thief’s own goal
A thief who stole a World Cup ticket from a woman’s handbag was caught after sitting down to watch the game next to his victim’s husband.
The 34-year-old mugged Eva Standmann, 42, as she made her way to the Munich stadium for the Brazil-Australia game at the weekend and discovered the ticket in her bag.
But as he took the woman’s place in the stadium he was met by her husband Berndt, 43, who immediately called security.
A Munich police spokesman said: “The thief found the ticket in the bag and decided to watch the game, not expecting to sit next to his victim’s husband, who immediately informed officers on duty at the stadium.”
